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Film Review – If I had Legs I’d Kick You

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on November 14, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (MA)

Directed by: Mary Bronstein

Starring: Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

Linda’s (Rose Byrne) life is utter chaos at the moment.

She is a full-time therapist, her young daughter is being fed through a tube into her stomach and needs constant medical attention, her husband Charles (Christian Slater) is working out of town, and the ceiling in their apartment has just collapsed forcing them to live in a motel.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Linda is barely keeping it together – she displays the patience of a saint around her demanding child, but at night she retreats with a bottle of wine and a joint to disassociate.

Not even her therapist/colleague (Conan O’Brien) seems equipped to help.

The first thing you might do after watching If I Had Legs…is book a holiday because it feels like you have been on this exhausting rollercoaster blur of life events with Linda.

Director Mary Bronstein keeps the level of hectic consistently high, keeping the viewer on the verge of a a panic attack.

Linda is juggling so many balls in the air, it is just a matter of time until something has to give, right?

It isn’t just that a lot of things are going on in a short period of time, we are feeling how this impacts a person and how they deal (or not deal) with it.

It is all so scarily relatable.

Rose Byrne is astounding, her frustration and desperation always just bubbling under the surface as the fatigue slowly sets in and her eyes get heavier.

Just keeping up the level of energy required to film this is impressive in itself, fortunately she is skilled enough to bring levels of nuance to the performance.

The trippy interludes around the giant hole in the ceiling are a slight detour that cements its arthouse cinema status and are not entirely necessary.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick you is highly recommended viewing.

Not recommended is watching this in a double feature with Die My Love – give the two some breathing room.

Film Review – Die My Love

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on November 14, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

Die My Love (MA)

Directed by: Lynne Ramsay

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Robert Pattinson, Sissy Spacek

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

The stifling nature of domesticity and a growing mental illness sends a young mother into a nightmarish spiral in the harrowing Die My Love.

When New York creatives Grace (Jennifer Lawrence) and Jack (Robert Pattinson) move into their inherited cottage in the middle of Montana, it is supposed to be a beautiful new chapter in their lives.

Grace becomes pregnant and the couple begin raising their son – except Jack mostly works away, leaving Grace alone with the baby, no family, friends, or neighbours.

As the isolation and writer’s block takes its toll, Grace’s behaviour becomes erratic – but soon it appears that it is something much deeper that is affecting her.

Grace goes through the gamut of emotions associated with new motherhood: fatigue, low self-esteem, isolation, but it is compounded with this new lifestyle change that does not agree with her.

She is dying to express herself but doesn’t know how – it is frustrating and upsetting, for her and the viewer.

Lawrence is completely fearless and uninhibited in her portrayal of Grace, behaving child-like at certain times and then animalistic in others.

It is a performance that is fascinating to watch.

Die My Love is one of the best made films that captures exactly what it intends to and creates a mood and feeling that it intends to – the thing is it that the mood and feeling is dire.

Director Lynne Ramsay has such a strong hold and focus on the material that it is borderline documentary levels of realism.

This is a wonderful example of women telling stories about a woman’s experience, one that deserves to be told and explored, to allow visibility for those who have experienced it and educate those that have not.

And while it is definitely not a film intended to be enjoyed, it can certainly be admired, if one can endure the feeling of being different shades of frustrated, depressed and miserable for two hours.

Film Review – One Battle After Another

Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

One Battle After Another (MA)

Directed by: Paul Thomas Anderson

Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Chase Infiniti

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

When hardened military man Col. Steven Lockjaw (Sean Penn) apprehends spicy revolutionary Perfidia (Teyana Taylor), who has caught his eye, she rats out her fellow French 45 mates and goes on the run, leaving behind her husband Bob (Leonardo DiCaprio) and infant daughter Willa.

The father and daughter duo go into hiding.

Sixteen years later, Bob is a paranoid alcoholic and pot head, whose brain is fried from his substance abuse and teenage Willa (Chase Infiniti) is often forced to be the parent in the relationship.

But Lockjaw starts tracking them down, forcing them to go on the run with the help of surviving French 45 members.

What a ride.

One Battle After Another tells a full and timely story about ideals, and wonderfully realised characters taking politically charged action, with precision and confidence.

While the entire film is consistently highly entertaining, balancing a range of tones, it builds to an eye-popping climactic sequence that is a cinematic stand-out on its own.

Paul Thomas Anderson has assembled a stunning cast – Taylor is a force, DiCaprio is hilarious, Penn is solid and Infiniti is a standout.

There is a passion coming from One Battle After Another that has been missing from Anderson films recently – he seems to really relish telling this particular story.

This is sure to be featured on many “best of” lists at the end of the year.

Film Review – A Big Bold Beautiful Journey

Posted in Uncategorized on September 24, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey (M)

Directed by: Kogonada

Starring: Colin Farrell, Margot Robbie

Rating: 3 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

David (Colin Farrell) and Sarah (Margot Robbie) are two strangers that meet at their mutual friends’ wedding.

They share a couple of meet-cute moments before finding themselves on a fantastical journey home together.

Some unplanned pit stops at a range of strangely positioned doorways, which when they enter, allows them the opportunity to relive and face key moments from their respective pasts.

Could these insights bring them closer together or drive them further apart?

A Big Bold Beautiful Journey takes a big bold swing in the way it tells its story.

This curious and existential film is certainly something we have not seen before, but it is at times fascinating and dream-like, then at other times, dances dangerously close to amateur performance art with a budget.

It starts off strong and endearingly quirky with a great sense of comedic timing, thanks in large part to a scene-stealing Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

The world we are plonked into is off kilter just enough to draw us in – and if you are up for the ride, you will likely be grandly rewarded.

For others, the sluggish pace and mind-bendy visuals could be detrimental to one’s enjoyment, particularly if they are expecting a traditional rom-com.

Farrell and Robbie are endlessly watchable – a pair of big screen beauties that an audience would follow blindly through any kind of journey – even one as unfulfilling as this.

Film Review – The Long Walk

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on September 10, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

The Long Walk (MA)

Directed by: Francis Lawrence

Starring: Cooper Hoffman, David Jonsson, Judy Greer

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

A group of desperate young men walk, talk and trauma bond in this tense and moving adaptation of a Stephen King novel.

In a dystopian, post-war America, the only hope for wealth young men have is to enter into an annual walking competition.

Sounds simple enough, but there is no set finish line – it is a walk cross-country to the death.

The men must maintain a certain speed and anyone who slows down or cops three warnings is shot on the spot.

Those left keep walking until there is one man standing.

Raymond Garraty (Cooper Hoffman) signs up and is dropped off at the starting point by his single mum Ginnie (Judy Greer).

He is immediately drawn to fellow competitor Peter McVries (David Jonsson) and the two get along like a house on fire, and quickly form a close camaraderie with a handful of other competitors.

Bonds form and motivations are revealed, which makes it even more devastating when they begin to meet their fate one buy one.

Who knew walking and talking could be so intense?

The Long Walk puts you through the gamut of emotions as we witness these likable characters trauma bond and develop deep connections with their competitors while fighting off the inevitable.

There are moments that are amusing, thought-provoking and downright shocking, and you will find yourself tearing up at least twice.

What is nice about this story is that the majority of these characters do not start out antagonistic despite being in competition with each other – they enter into this scenario with humility – an important tactic to ensure they are endearing to the audience.

This is one of the best depictions of male bonding on film with these young men allowed to be seen as sensitive and vulnerable.

Director Francis Lawrence has assembled a terrific cast of mostly unknowns – there is not a single weak link among them.

And in his dedication to realism, his adaptation doesn’t shy away from certain realities and how the men handle them – particularly bathroom breaks, which adds to the unflinching experience.

Film Review – Fight or Flight

Posted in Uncategorized on September 10, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

Fight or Flight (MA)

Directed by: James Madigan

Starring: Josh Hartnett, Katee Sackhoff

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

Former teen heart throb Josh Hartnett take on a plane full of assassins in this amusingly violent John Wick wannabe (not derogatory).

When an infamous hacker named Ghost escapes captivity in Bangkok, they are tracked to a flight heading to San Fransisco.

The only nearby option to apprehend them is disgraced former secret service agent turned alcoholic Lucas Reyes (Josh Hartnett).

He reluctantly takes the job offered to him by his former boss Katherine Brunt (Katee Sachhoff), with whom he has a messy past.

But not only will it be hard to identify the ghost – the only information eh has to go by is a bullet wound – he shares the flight with a plane full of assassins hired to kill the Ghost.

The scenario is a little familiar but James Madigan, making his feature film debut, is dead set on delivering a fun piece of escapism, which he achieves with a touch of style.

Those that like their action as graphic as the Saw and Hostel films combined will get a kick out of the bloodshed as Reyes and company use various plane related tools as weapons – and even manage to get heir hands on a chainsaw.

Hartnett delivers one of his best performances, demonstrating his athleticism with the fight choreography but also his on-point comic timing – his physicality is reminiscent of the rubbery Jim Carrey.

Fight or Flight is a plane ride from hell but a wild cinematic experience that will have you cheering at every snapped bone and impaled body part.

Film Review – Superman

Posted in Uncategorized on July 14, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

Superman (2025)

Directed by: James Gunn

Starring: David Corenswet, Nicholas Hoult, Rachel Brosnahan

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

After 30 years on Earth and several years of using his superpowers to save lives, inspired by a recorded message from his biological parents, Clarke Kent/Superman prevents a war between two countries to create peace.

But without going through diplomatic channels, his actions are questioned.

Meanwhile, megalomaniac Lex Luther, hellbent on taking the superhero down, uncovers more of that recorded message that Superman never saw, that reveals his parents instructions to him are to conquer Earth.

When he releases this recording, public opinion of Superman changes drastically.

Superman 2025 thankfully skips the origin story and drops us right in the middle of an unfolding saga, which works to its benefit.

By this point, there is no reason to get bogged down in how Superman came to be – we already know.

With James Gunn at the helm, there is more of a fun, comic book vibe around this film (compared to other DC offerings), but there is an apparent struggle between Gunn’s Marvel-like sensibilities and applying it appropriately to the DC universe.

He has a great sense of humour but can’t run free with it, leaving us with a somewhat mish-mash of Guardians of the Galaxy with DC sensibilities.

Superman 2025 starts out great, with wonderful chemistry between the leads, and giving Superman a moral dilemma – and this is where this particular version soars.

The addition of super dog Krypto is the freshest element this version presents its audience.

But by the end, this devolves into seemingly endless sequences of buildings crashing and fists bashing – it’s all noise and sensory overload.

Film Review – Jurassic World Rebirth

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on July 2, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

Jurassic World Rebirth (M)

Directed by: Gareth Evans

Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Jonathan Bailey

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

It has been five years since the events of Jurassic World: Dominion – the dinos are dying out and people are bored of them anyway.

Surprise, surprise – 65-million-year-old species find it difficult to thrive in Earth’s current climates and eco-systems.

There are, however, species that have survived on a collection of islands near the equator (much closer to the climate they experienced back in the day), an area that is off-limits to humans.

But dino DNA could be a major key to medical breakthroughs that can save millions of human lives. Cha-ching!

So pharmaceutical representative Martin Kreb (Rupert Friend) dangles mega bucks to recruit covert ops specialist Zora (Scarlett Johansson) – plus her trusty crew with their own particular set of skills – and palaeontologist Dr. Henry Loomis (Jonathan Bailey) to gather DNA from the three biggest dinos.

Thrown in for extra measure and run-time, is the family on a yachting holiday in dangerous waters who end up on the same deserted island as the DNA collectors.

Unfortunately, that island is home to an abandoned lab where a hybrid mega-dino was created – and escaped.

After an overblown trilogy of World films featuring Chris Pratt and a little clone girl (what were they thinking?), the series takes it back to basics and the Spielbergian tone of the Parks films.

Despite the plot set-up and multiple characters, this is a fairly straight forward action adventure with the usual moral food for thought mixed in.

Rebirth is not a bad effort as a stand-alone instalment, setting up characters that are unrelated to the previous stories, allowing a clean slate, fresh start and new canvas.

Unfortunately, the characters and actors are mostly charmless – Johansson is peculiarly low-key, her “do less” approach would be dull even in a thoughtful drama, let alone a run-for-your-life action/thriller.

Ditto for the immensely talented Mahershala Ali as her team leader, who, despite given a heroic arc, barely stands out among the action and carnage.

But we are here for the dinos, and dinos we get.

Director Gareth Evans (who visually references his own 2014 Godzilla film) crafts some of the series’ hairiest, most thrilling white-knuckle dino sequences (water raft vs T-Rex and abseiling vs Pterodactyl).

Even though Evans has come in at the seventh film, he still manages to excite and play with our nerves with these fascinating but deadly animals.

On the scale of Jurassic films, Rebirth sits slightly closer to the Parks than the previous Worlds – it is a rollicking time passer though unlikely to be revered like Spielberg’s classic.

Film Review – F1

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on June 25, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

F1 (M)

Directed by: Joseph Kosinski

Starring: Brad Pitt, Jarvier Bardem

Rating: 4.5 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

“Someone call the 1990s…” a commentator says during a thrilling racing montage – an appropriate line in this loving throwback to action films of the era that had the formula down to a T.

Sonny Hayes (Brad Pitt) is a retired F1 race car driver whose heyday is long in the past (by about 30 years).

These days he lives out of a van and gambles in his spare time – of which he has plenty.

When his old mate/former F1 competitor Ruben Cervantes (Javier Bardem) is about to lose $350 million on his team of racers, he recruits Sonny to help get them a win.

With nothing to lose, Sonny joins the team, but there is immediate tension between the has-been and young hotshot Joshua Pearce (Damson Idris), and the two teammates clash over how to claim the top spot.

Meanwhile, sparks fly between Sonny and the team’s technical director Kat (Kerry Condon), who tries her best, despite his charms, to keep things professional (spoiler alert – she loses).

This Ehren Kruger scripted, Joseph Kosinski directed, and Jerry Bruckheimer produced film takes all the best and most entertaining elements of a 90s action film and repurposes them for a new audience.

With just enough plot and character outlines to hook us in, it is fuelled purely by star appeal (Pitt has never oozed more charisma), bouts of bristling banter and thrilling action sequences.

It walks that fine line of the perfect amount of plot, character development and story complications so that there is just enough substance to keep us interested, but not too much that we get bogged down and distracted from the action.

If it wasn’t for the technical advances in filmmaking, one could have easily mistaken this for a 90s video shop staple.

Kosinski gets the audience out on the track in innovative new ways, mounting the camera on the cars, and spinning them 180 degrees for a dynamic point of view among the action.

And jaw-droppingly, none of these high-stakes races appear CGI assisted.

Don’t know the first thing about F1 racing? Or any car racing in general?

No problem – F1 takes care to ensure audience members that don’t even know the difference between an automatic and a manual can still follow along, even when it pops into fourth gear.

Everything clicks in to place to deliver a hugely entertaining popcorn film in the best way.

This is the quintessential crowd-pleaser.

Film Review – Clown in a Cornfield

Posted in Uncategorized on May 16, 2025 by Reel Review Roundup

Clown in a Cornfield (MA)

Directed by: Eli Craig

Starring: Katie Douglas, Aaron Abrams, Carson MacCormac

Rating: 3.5 out of 5.

Review by: Julian Wright

The title succinctly captures what gore fans are in for with this rural slasher based on the book of the same name.

After experiencing a devastating loss, Dr Glenn Maybrook (Aaron Abrams) moves his teenage daughter Quinn (Katie Douglas) from the city to small town Kettle Springs, Missouri for a new job and fresh start.

It is a small, boring town with a checkered past and dwindling economy after its booming corn syrup factory (with a clown mascot named Frendo) burned down.

Against everyone’s warnings, Quinn falls in with a misfit group of trouble-making YouTube pranksters who have ruffled the feathers of the town’s older generations.

In the lead up to the town’s 100th festival celebrations, a killer clown begins targeting the group members one by one, before striking at a night time farmhouse party.

Carnage ensues.

Clown in a Cornfield has all the delicious horror genre cliches we have grown to love over the past several decades, while putting a fresh modern spin, with a fun cast, fleshed out characters, wit and some social commentary.

Director Eli Craig spends time building characters we care about, angling towards more of a dramatic tone when establishing the plot and characters, before treating us to the gore and funny one-liners.

Couple minor quibbles: the killer reveal is one of the least surprising in a slasher in a long time and Craig doesn’t take the carnage quite far enough.

It is all silly fun – Craig could have benefited from letting loose a bit more.

But in a time when the beloved slasher installment is few and far between, Clown in a Cornfield satisfyingly scratches an itch.